i'm headed straight for the castle (open post)

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Wan

[ barry's gone running. running to the other side of the city to grab the best pizza (by the oceanside, jsyk), to deliver it to wanda's where he leaves it on the table. if she opens it, she'll find there's only half the pizza inside of it. he has the other half in another box with the intention of holding it for ransom. ]

1 min 24 secs NOT EVEN :)

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[ fsldkfjlskj-- ]

GET BACK HERE

B A R

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R Y

Barry is the best, I know. 😇

What's up, Wanda?

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what exactly do you think you're doing

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Talking to my BFF, Wanda.

Do you know her? She's a giver. Gives me food because she's amazing.

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from what i hear, she's also a notorious underwear thief
you might not want to test her

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I think I'll take my chances with this kleptomaniac. I have this feeling she just wants to see me naked. She keeps talking all my clothes??

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you may not be entirely wrong

either way, pizza's cold
points off

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Liar.

That's old pizza. The pizza I brought was literally out of the oven two seconds before I took it.

Don't cheat.

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if you want to prove i'm a liar i suppose you'll have to come back and see for yourself

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Ok but I'm not bringing my pizza.

[ gotchu witchy poo. ]

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what are you doing to do, leave it on the sidewalk?

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Do you think I'm an animal?

I'm going to eat it. All by myself.

[ aka barry's going to scoff it down in one damn gulp. ]

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p i g l e t

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P o o h

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bring me my honeypot

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Is that my pet name now?

I like it. *｡⋆ฺ(*´◡`)

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your face looks like melted honey
a little sweet
mostly sad

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[ there is a sign and it says: do not go beyond this point. barry henry allen is sad, and always will be; sometimes he wants to believe no one else can pick up on it if he's smiling brightly. ]

I'm not sad when I'm around you.

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[ oh, he decided to bring #realtalk into this mess. wanda holds her head in her hand for a moment, wondering why he won't just come back in through the window so she can hug him, and also perhaps smash him into a wall with a flick of her wrist for being such a schmoop and making it feel contagious. ]

i'm glad to know this
and - likewise

[ yes, most definitely contagious. ]

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[ it's easier to #realtalk over text than it is face to face. barry can bombard her with a thousand text messages hoping one will be a tangent she latches onto. if they were face to face, he'd most likely chicken out. ]

[ considering he's well-aware his speed and him simply being a speedster is enough of a reminder of her late brother, barry's kind of glad. he can't quite put that into words without acting too schmoopy — and it's like he picks it up now that he's kind of turned their fun conversation on its heel — but he supposes, if she was to try and pick up on the things she does mentally, she'd find him feeling a little warm and liking that she's not sad with him. ]

[ he'd been preparing himself for telling her some very lame jokes otherwise. ]

If my face looks like melted honey, does that make you a bee? I need to know how concerned I have to be about the state of my face.